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Insane!!

Decatur County - Winter storm warning in effect until 9 am cst this morning.
Snowfall will continue until mid morning then diminish. Total snowfall potential of six inches expected.

I can still see grass!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Comments (1)

dan:

"It's hard to believe that Lucy and I are actually getting married, considering the fact that her multi-millionaire father owns the local NFL franchise, and I'm just a lowly, underpaid member of the grounds crew, relegated to painting the team logo on the field, which is actually a fairly difficult job, what with all the little flairs, curlicues and swooshes I have to deal with, not to mention the texture of the turf itself, relative humidity and all the foot traffic that it gets . . . but I dye grass.
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Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Dishonorable Mention, Viel Pun category, 2001 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.